When ships are launched, they pour water or more bubbly stuff to ask the gods to bless it. When Books are launched, the gods are less likely to be pleased if water is poured on it.
It would please me immensely to have you attend. Ask inappropriate questions. Please. (From AK and VP, of course)
@The Asian American Writers' Workshop
110-112 West 27th Street, 6th Floor
Between 6th and 7th Avenues
Perhaps the book would be launched on Monday ySEP 26? May Allah bless you with success and future achievements.