Or Nobody! Ha!
Anyways, before the great proletariat revolution consumes us all, I wanted to tip the hat towards Matt Taibbi's breathless putdown of this Palinesque exurbia, The scariest thing about Sarah Palin isn't how unqualified she is - it's what her candidacy says about America:
In her speech, Palin presented herself as a raging baby-making furnace of middle-class ambition next to whom the yuppies of the Obama set -who never want anything all that badly except maybe a few afternoons with someone else's wife, or a few kind words in The New York Times Book Review -- seem like weak, self-doubting celibates, the kind of people who certainly cannot be trusted to believe in the right God or to defend a nation.
It is a classic.