In Greenville and MalmÂ¬Ã˜, babies are coming. Ed and Lisa and my brother and his wife are all expecting 2005 stork-editions. Naming those babies is gonna be tricky. Armenian-Norwegian and Pakistani-Danish combo babies have all those weird amalgamation of consonants to contend with. Of course, I take a lot of interest in all that gives my friends and family cultural headaches.
My brother was visting this past weekend and we talked about naming the baby. He said that the baby can have 2 first and 2 last names in Denmark. So, they can literally combine the two cultural heritages. I was quite skeptical about a 4 word name but he appeared nonchalant. We will just have a good name from the Qur'an and a good Danish name, he proclaimed.
Today's NYT tells me that he may have some problem convincing the Kirkeministeriet if they choose an obscure Arabic name. The article on Danish naming laws and convention was quite the revelation for me:
So, I used my rudimentary Danish skills and found the list. I gotta say, I like this system. Naming your child is a treacherous path and, for fear of abject failure, I would like to have the option of trusting a bureaucracy. They must have done serious research to get a list that would not induce scat-humor or beat-downs in the school yards. They must have a bully-version of names that get checked on school playgrounds. They must poll 13 year old boys on snicker-worthy monikers. The divine and profane names must live in adjacent lists. I want to see that other list as well.
My advice to the brother is to apply early.
This story would be a little gross, but topical then: http://news.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2004/07/27/wjapan27.xml
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France also had laws about naming for a long time -- only saints' names were legal or soemthign like that. What the world really needs is a list of PC Indian names without religious connotations, so people won't be reduced to thamizhanbazhagan or whatever.
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National naming policies are always very interesting to study. I seem to recall a case of a woman in Libya at around the time of the '91 Gulf War who wanted to name her son "Scud", but I think the authorities denied her, so she had to settle for "Saddam" or something. I'll see if I can find an online reference.
a quick perusal of the list shows your brother could safely name a male child after several historical figures (apollo, attila, erasmus, napoleon, romeo), a thing (ferry, paw, turf), a defining characteristic (manly, odd), or the long lost eighth dwarf (snorri, wiggo, seppo, buster, zapp). none of which are the least bit humiliating.
As a foreigner in Denmark ; you can give any name to your child ! There are no restrictions as such. But in case of Junaid i suggested him , 'Muhammad Ubqari Penge Dahl'.. :)