Paristan

by sepoy on June 12, 2006 · 8 comments

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Paris and Nicole trade in their designer dresses for traditional saris when they take over the responsibilities of a traditional Pakistani mom. With the patient help of their “husband” and Americanized fifteen-year-old “son,” the girls manage to dress, speak and dance like conservative Pakistani housewives… the mind, it boggles.

{ 8 comments… read them below or add one }

1 sven June 13, 2006 at 12:37 pm

The translation for… “HEY BITCH!” is?

2 SP June 13, 2006 at 2:05 pm

“Oye, churail!”

3 Sin June 13, 2006 at 2:51 pm

OK, first off my math skills suck, so your verification thing required the opening of Calculator in Windows.

Secondly, I’d have gone with “Abhay oye, kutti!” (or kutiya, depending on how proper I felt).

Thirdly, the FUCK? I want my mother to watch this.

4 sepoy June 13, 2006 at 2:56 pm

I concur w/ Sin: Oye Kuttiya! would be my translation of Hey Bitch. Churail is an interesting choice, I dig. But not accurate.

Also, sorry about the math, Sin. Trying to keep them spambots in check. Anyways, as a Barrister, you will be counting money plenty :)

5 AD June 13, 2006 at 5:36 pm

Prithviraj finally has his revenge on the House of Ghauri… MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

6 sepoy June 13, 2006 at 6:23 pm

I thought AQ Khan was the revenge!

7 Zack June 16, 2006 at 1:21 pm

You can watch it on YouTube of course. Not that I recommend it!

8 sepoy June 16, 2006 at 1:45 pm

Ah Yes, YouTube.

Thanks Zack.

Here is the whole episode in three sections … Paris prayin’ in the last segment is something I really didn’t need to see.

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